Mr. Blog Moderator is forced to step-in to maintain the reputation and standards that this blog is supposed to live-up to. Recent trends indicate an alarming fact - “zuk new posts in the last one month” – even in the most liberal blogging world, this would have been completely unacceptable. It's time to pull-up the strings, fasten loose bolts and power this blog back to the expressway!
Mr. Blogger's (author is not for blogs!) lack of self-discipline in maintaining this blog, has forced Mr. Blog Moderator to clearly articulate 'The-Blog-Protocol' moving forward. Furthermore, Mr. Blogger is severely reprimanded for not updating this blog in the recent past and three not-to-be-compromised-at-any-stage rules are hereby enforced to get some discipline going:
Rule #1: Thou shall regularly update this blog.
Rule #2: Thou shall maintain post discipline - focus only on the topic on hand, not the entire world surrounding it!
Rule #3: Thou shall compose shorter posts - no more long-posts-that-go-on-and-on-and-on for eternity!
By order,
Blog Moderator
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Rule no. 4: Thou shalt resist forcing unsuspecting chat addicts to divert to your blog.
Rule no. 5: If by some mishab you do so, then thou shall ensure the blog is scrubbed clean of all the undulating graphs and columns which would have made an egyptian proud.
-Blog Moderator's well wisher
Rule#1 is already being flouted...
- L
That is some inspiration...
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